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Duke Nukem Forever, an allegory for the current state of the US
Boom. Right there- the American flag is shown in all of its glory on the title screen, and at the end of the in-game, in-game demo.
Duke Nukem Forever wasn’t originally a part of this list, but then I had a shocking revelation: Duke used to be the most awesome video game character of his generation. He had the guns, he had the lines, he had the babes- Duke Nukem was cool. He was loud, bombastic, powerful, and awe-inspiring. Several years passed, and Duke’s popularity declined…drastically. Now, gamers see the character as a washed-up silouhette of a once glorious figure. Even Duke Nukem fans themselves cringe just a little bit when talking about their idol….
…Reminds me of the current state of a certain nation. NEXT.
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Broforce brings America’s action heroes together in the name of freedom
Action movies are the most American form of cinema on the planet. We eat it UP. The Expendables is a culmination of the best action-movie heroes of our time; Sly Stallone, Chuck Norris, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis…Man, could you imagine if there was a video game equivalent to The Expendables? Take all of our favorite action stars and put them into a single game? They can be part of some military organization, going around liberating other territories…Somebody should develop this. Right now.
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The most patriotic thing about the Dead or Alive series
How could this not be on the list? Dead or Alive Extreme 2 features sports- America loves sports. Dead or Alive Extreme 2 features beautiful women- America loves beautiful women. And how can we forget about Tina Armstrong, the American wrestler clad in an American flag swimsuit?
God bless America.